Tuesday, November 16, 2004

Duty Calls

My wife is claiming she has been selected for Jury Duty! More than that she is forbidden to divulge. The entire kugel is redolent of judicial mystery, legal hijinks and reformed torts. This, like so much else, is an outrage. I can barely stand it. No, it's more than any reasonable man can be expected to bear. I won't be still, I will be heard! I will follow her and find out what she is really doing each day.