Monday, October 04, 2004

Why Are We Waiting?

Whilst we sit in a fog, we are betrayed from afar! Why Are We Waiting? Look at any map or Globe. There be Canada, sitting oppressively and smugly atop the US! Can we tolerate this? No, No, a thousand million times No! And Mexico! Need I say more? No, I needn't. Can we sit snug like a bug in a rug whilst these thugs trickle down and bubble up to starve and carve these here United States into second prize statice. Canada must be destroyed! Mexico must be destroyed! Europe is the abcess from whence all that is corrupt oozes and schmoozes, home of lingering odors and fancy boozes. Europe must be destroyed!
On the back lots of California TV studios an irreplaceable, implacable, impracticable heritage goes to wrack and ruin, bruins screaming at the scrim, vim and vigor, piss and vinegar. All is contained all encapsulated all there. Leave it to Lucy, Ozzie and Beaver, Harriet the Troll, Harpers and Card Sharpers and Fins. How thin can molded plastic be? It's the odor, the odor, like an electric motor. No, it's the lead. Get the lead out! There is a holy template, a smooth dream of Jeanie, smoothies and pasties and groovething.
But the answer is: attack! After all, do we really need color? Didn't black'nwhite do the job? Well didn't it?
You know what I'm talkin about: a smooth suburban slightly upper middle class scene


Blogger Mooser said...

Politics is boring.

October 5, 2004 at 11:02 AM  

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