Friday, October 15, 2004

No ! I don't believe it!

An article from the Guardian which you may read by clicking here posits that perhaps Al Queada, and the legions of Islamic terrorists plotting even as I write to take over the world, destroy our way of life, cancel the Olympics, the Miss America Paegent, the World Series, the Superbowl, the major AKC dog and cat shows, Little League, the World Soccer Cup, Wimbledon, the Masters golf tournament, abolish the Boy Scouts, the Girl Scouts, the Brownies, 4H, the Future Farmers of America (among many other things), destroy SUV's with IED's, make the Baby Jesus cry, forbid the production of almost all movies, TV shows, and stage plays, and restrict Americans to a diet of Hoummus and humility, and Gosh I can't even think of all the evil, nasty, mean, sadistic, wrong, dastardly, villianous, they wanna do, may not be as omnipotent, well organised, omnipresent, powerful and and and,,,,, and Reset, Reset, Restset Tilt tillittlitsertrs.

Sorry, I just get all worked up when I think about them awful tarrists a'comin' t kill pillage rape and modify ar wimmins with their "teeth like little rounded pillows" as Lynne Cheney said in her Novel "Sisters". Yuss, I jes get all riled up !


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