Wednesday, September 29, 2004

A Tip

In winter, use saliva as a substitute for petroleum based lubricants in your automobile engine crankcase.
In summer, semen must be used- it won't break down at the higher temperatures.
These aare just two of the helpful tips in our new book, "Bodily Fluids can be Substituted for Many Common Household Chemicals" available from Moose Hall Publishers (for only $5.95) Also you'll find many other cleaning, laundry, and home maintenance tips in this invaluable volume. Order Now! Don't miss the special chapter on obtaining and storing Bodily Fluids- it will save you the price of the book, first time you use it!
Coming Soon, the latest in the Moose Hall Bodily Series- "Building with Bodily Parts and Fluids"


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