Monday, September 27, 2004

Nogaydone is Here !

Moosehall Pharmaceuticals, a leader in Mercury and Lead based vaccines proudly introduces the first successful vaccination against homosexuality! Nogaydone is a calomel derived vaccination which prevents the development of homosexuality in adolescent males and females. Nogaydone when administered at the first appearance of pubic hair will completely eliminate any tendency towards homosexual or lesbian life-style choices and behavior. Clinical trials of Nogaydone prove it provides complete protection against homosexual or lesbian behavior in 99.7% of test subjects, with only minimal side effects. (A small percentage of subjects developed criminal Psychosis) Nogaydone will soon be approved and available. Register Now with Moosehall Pharmaceuticals to be included in the first distribution of Nogaydone ! You owe it to your kids!